So, you remember when I told you about the benefits of eating your boyfriend? Yes, I know, it has been a while... Sorry about that but I'll try to freak you out more regularly again!
Now you may think that it makes little sense to eat your girlfriend - she is supposed to bear your offspring after all. And that is true - for us mammals. After all she may lay eggs and when those are fertilized and you are willing to take care of the kids, she may be just the snack you've been looking for! At least that must be what the marine worm Neanthes acuminata thinks. This is not the most sociable beast on this planet anyway, as males and females alike can be quite aggressive against same sex individuals of their own species and males also tend to eat the eggs of other fathers - at least if they had had a clutch of their own before. If they are virgin guys they guard strangers' eggs as they would their own - a little training as a future daddy might be a good idea.
But what if they find a mate? Well when a male has attracted a mate she lays her eggs and he fertilized them. Then she dies. And it would be a waste to just let her rot, right? Actually she's even tastier right after the action and he needs the energy to take care of the eggs anyway - and that's when eating your girlfriend actually does make kind of sense. So the next time someone asks you to babysit their kids... just ask for a pizza, okay?
Oh, but if you think that Neanthes acuminata are just stupid, passive victims, that isn't really the case as researchers have found that they actively seek males that are experienced fathers, only mating with virgin males and choosing based on successful fighting when no fathers are around. So if you are a girl and suspect all possible mates to be cannibals, at least chose one that did it before. No, wait, that might not be a good thing. Maybe better just run...
But what if they find a mate? Well when a male has attracted a mate she lays her eggs and he fertilized them. Then she dies. And it would be a waste to just let her rot, right? Actually she's even tastier right after the action and he needs the energy to take care of the eggs anyway - and that's when eating your girlfriend actually does make kind of sense. So the next time someone asks you to babysit their kids... just ask for a pizza, okay?
Oh, but if you think that Neanthes acuminata are just stupid, passive victims, that isn't really the case as researchers have found that they actively seek males that are experienced fathers, only mating with virgin males and choosing based on successful fighting when no fathers are around. So if you are a girl and suspect all possible mates to be cannibals, at least chose one that did it before. No, wait, that might not be a good thing. Maybe better just run...